12 Days of Kloppmas

12 Days of Kloppmas

On the first day of Christmas,

My true love sent to me,

Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the second day of Christmas,

AI Tees

My true love sent to me,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the third day of Christmas,

My true love sent to me,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the fourth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the fifth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the sixth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the seventh day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Seven Gini smiles,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the eighth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Eight Mane goals,

Seven Gini smiles,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the ninth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Nine thousand new seats,

Eight Mane goals,

Seven Gini smiles,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the tenth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Ten Moreno haircuts,

Nine thousand new seats,

Eight Mane goals,

Seven Gini smiles,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Eleven different scorers,

Ten Moreno haircuts,

Nine thousand new seats,

Eight Mane goals,

Seven Gini smiles,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My true love sent to me,

Twelve Lallana Cruyff turns,

Eleven different scorers,

Ten Moreno haircuts,

Nine thousand new seats,

Eight Mane goals,

Seven Gini smiles,

Six summer signings,

Five players pressing,

Four goals at City,

Three defensive errors,

Two Derby wins,

And Jurgen Klopp’s appointment at LFC

Merry Christmas, to one and all.