Klopp Talks Gerrard, Regret and Tourism
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Woody Allen
All of us know the irksome sting of regret. How many times have you, dear reader, walked away from a verbal confrontation, thwarted by your own inarticulacy, only to be imbued later with what the French call l'esprit de l'escalier - staircase wit - that moment when, too late, one thinks of the perfect riposte. However, as bad as it is to be tortured …