Kaide Gordon's Uphill Battle for Fitness
The young Liverpool winger, Kaide Gordon, is gradually returning to full fitness after an agonising year out of the field. With the last of his Liverpool performances dating back to February 2022, Gordon's long-awaited comeback is inching closer. The 18-year-old talent had his progress halted due to a complex...
Regular visitors to these paragraphs will know that profound analytical breakdowns of systems and tactics are anathema to this columnist. It's not that I don't appreciate the folk who do that sort of thing, you understand. They provide us all with a valuable service, bless 'em. How many times have you drunkenly thrown out...
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An acapella version of the Sia song rings out around the bathroom as he finishes his morning shave.
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