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“Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.” Rupert Pupkin, King of Comedy In Martin Scorsese’s King of Comedy, the central protagonist, the splendidly monikered Rupert Pupkin, is a quietly unhinged man with delusions of grandeur and dreams of celebrity status. Pupkin, whose dark psychopathology eventually sees him resorting to kidnap […]
For the entirety of January and the beginning of February, weekends have been a matter of endurance for Liverpool fans. For this scribbler, the only means of escaping the crippling ennui that seemed to grow with each pathetic result was to indulge a lifelong passion for film that rivals my ardour for the Reds. Ironically, getting lost […]
If you’ve ever struggled to break a pattern of behaviour, then you’ll know how difficult the psychological aspect of that battle is. There’s a whole pageant that seems to play out around the drawing of lines in the sand. Just one more chocolate bar and THEN the salad diet will commence, just a final bottle […]
When Latest News was but a tyke, Liverpool bestrode the domestic and European stage with a paradoxical blend of dignified swagger and quiet arrogance – a unique combination that often accompanies greatness, peculiar to those who know they are the best but retain a humility about that fact. From 1977 to 1984 the Reds were the […]
“Yes, but what does he DO?” How many times have you heard, or perhaps even uttered, that question in relation to the contribution of Georgino Wijnaldum to the Liverpool team? The Dutchman, signed by Jürgen Klopp last summer, has been quite a divisive figure amongst Reds-watchers since his arrival. It was clear from the start that Klopp […]
The power of perception is a wonderful thing. The way in which two individuals see something can differ so wildly as to make one question whether or not they’re speaking about the same episode. On Tuesday night, Neil Swarbrick copped an earful of Jürgen Klopp’s momentary righteous indignation. It was massively entertaining for us Liverpool fans, […]
Sometimes life serves up a day on which the only requirement is a stoical attitude of endurance. Today, my fellow Reds, is one of those days. It began, for Latest News at least, with a slow dawning of the enormity of tonight’s Premier League fixture with Chelsea at Anfield and all the attendant irrationality and anxiety […]
For some reason, most of Latest News’ downtime of late has been spent immersed in dystopian fiction. Not the frothy likes of The Hunger Games, mind you. No, the precious spare moments that come our way have been spent listening to well-spoken gents narrating George Orwell’s 1984 and Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World. Given the state […]
In a world where Latest News woke blearily to jauntily separatist tweets from the actual President of the United States about a regrettable building project, it is fair to say that any upbeat revelations would be most eagerly embraced. How serendipitous then, that the next story we encountered was the official announcement of Phillipe Coutinho […]
Recently, Latest News has been succumbing to an innate desire to ramble but every so often one of Liverpool’s finest has so much to say for themselves that the bulk of this column will be their words and you, dear reader, are spared the meandering nonsense and anecdotal piffle that often greets the wary click […]
